So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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