i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
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