is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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