I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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