Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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