So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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