we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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