You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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