nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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