let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
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