just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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