We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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