my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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