you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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