You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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