So drunk its hurt
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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