I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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