Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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