He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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