I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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