by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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