Where is the hickey?
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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