I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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