Your tits are I can't wait for
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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