Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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