hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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