just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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