BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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