after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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