No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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