That's intense
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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