Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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