Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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