Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
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