Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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