I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Why is your signature on my underwear?
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
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