wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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