The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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