idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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