he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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