my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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