She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Semen is not good for contacts.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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