you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
my poor anus
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize
