Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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