therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Randomize
