Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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