I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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