Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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