The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Randomize
