absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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