I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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