how do flat chested girls get laid?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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