Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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